Friday, November 23, 2012

An American Prayer

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The Corporation is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh me to park close to the stores:
It leadeth me beside the new mall.
It restoreth my credit rating:
It leadeth me in the paths of consuming for It's profits sake.
Yea, though I walk through the frenzied isles of WalMart,
I will fear no price tag: for credit art with me;
Thy cash and thy card they comfort me.
Thou preparest a sale before me in the hardware section of Sears,
Thou anointest my bank account with 1% interest; my cup runneth over.
Surely new iphones and blackberries shall tempt me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the debt of the Corporation for ever.
-Joe Crippen


A. Peasant said...

Amen they said. Then they died.

Olive Farmer said...


Bladerunner said...

Freakin' brilliant! Great Post!

Dublinmick said...

I posted your link on Purdy and BSE

Dublinmick said...

Is it true Caligula is coming to Thatcher's funeral?

I think the most popular tee shirt I have seen in pics of the British streets are "I am not going to work on maggie's farm no more."

Another that wasn't bad was "I am the guy the Daily mail warned you about."

Dublinmick said...

Bombshell – New method of destructive vaccine design exposed

I was contacted by a Doctorate of Pharmacology who revealed a new method of creating brain destroying vaccines. This is an updated method and will supersede the bacteriophage virus approach to destroying neurons. Intentionally destructive vaccines are the real reason for Autism, lowered test standards, and today’s far less capable kids

Here is what they are now doing. They are growing brain tissue from stem cells, stripping the proteins off of them and coating the inactive or weakened pathogens that a vaccine normally uses with these proteins. Many people out there know that friendly vaccines contain either dead or weakened versions of the disease they are supposed to prevent. To cause a friendly vaccine to become destructive, all that is needed is to coat these weakened pathogens with proteins, hormones, or whatever else in the recipient’s body you want destroyed, and when the recipient’s immune system reacts to the pathogen, it will recognize the protein or other material you coated that pathogen with as hostile also and then attack it wherever it exists in the body.

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